HARD LADS

It’s Friday night in your shithole town, you’ve just skulled two full bottles of Britain’s finest tonic wine, some bloke’s just looked at your girlfriend approvingly, and it’s time for you and your mates to prove your worth as HARD LADS.

Wrote this as an entry for Violence Jam during a frenzied night of crunch to finish Venison.

My eternal apologies to Robert Yang for unintentionally nicking your excellent game's name